Hippie Himmler

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Born 30 years too late, Heinrich Himmler joined the 1968 German hippie counter-culture movement. Informed by esoteric gurus and copious amounts of acid, his occult bent is as strong as ever, and he still believes that Arians founded the Tibetan civilization; however, this time, Hippie Himmler's dilettantic studies of ancient Hinduistic vedas convinced him that the magical Arian blood is in all of us, binding us all into one gigantic Volksgemeinschaft destined for a bright future. He still loves the symbol of the Swasti- *clears throat* the "Sun Wheel", but this time it's all about love and harmony - and since it's not him doing the genocide, he's all against American imperialism in Vietnam and nuclear weapons in Europe. Let Himmler's advanced Weltanschauung enlighten you, and prepare for an ideological-spiritual trip beyond the boundaries of clinical insanity!

SSüberman

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He fought in the Great War as a regular soldier until an attack with a new poisonous gas crippled and blinded him. But what emerged from the field hospital after weeks of agony was not a cripple, but the first of a new breed of über-men. Gifted with the powers of Historic Vision, Terrifying Speeches and Total Totalitarianism, his brown cape and the double-S symbol have become a beacon of hope for the victims of parliamentarianism, Jewish greed and Bolshevik conspiracy. Flying in on a tornado of Cyclone B, SSüberman defends all whose blood is pure and whose nationalism is strong. Whenever he's not fighting the sub-human minions of his nemesis, Stalin (Russian for "man of steel"), he's working tirelessly on the plan for his final solution, which won't save all of mankind, but the best part of it.