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The Mighty Broom

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Meet the Mighty Bavarian Broom, infused with the legendary spark of Mr. Shiny Nipples. Forged in myth and whispered through generations, it’s not just a cleaning tool—it’s a weapon of righteousness. Designed to send machos, stalkers, burglars, and those with ill intends flying with a single swing, its bristles hum with magical energy. This mighty broom defends the helpless and sweeps away trouble in the most literal sense.