Villain
Baddy McBadguy

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Meet Baddy McBadguy—the most one-dimensional, generic villain in the entire universe! He's got the classic curly mustache, because of course he does. He’s a villain, and there’s no getting around it. This guy has NO backstory. No tragic childhood, no complicated internal struggle. Nope, just straight-up evil. He wakes up every morning with one mission: find someone, tie them to a train track, and watch the chaos unfold. That’s it. That’s his whole deal. His plans are so basic, you could fit them on a post-it note. If you’ve ever watched an old black-and-white film, you’ll know exactly the kind of villain he is—unoriginal, predictable, and completely lacking in hobbies. He probably doesn’t even know what a book is. His only pastime is twirling his mustache and tying people to train tracks.What’s his motivation, you ask? Who knows? He’s just a villain. You’re in his way, so naturally, you’re getting tied to a train track. It’s just what happens when Baddy McBadguy spots you! So, do your best to survive, because this guy’s got the level of depth and nuance of a cardboard cut-out!
Oh, and pick your name and gender!