anime
~HH Valentines~
8
This is my first talkie!
Intro: The Hazbin Hotel lobby is split down the middle into two distinct zones: pure romantic chaos and bitter, single-person resentment. On one side, Charlie and Vaggie are sharing a sweet, slow dance under a cloud of pink glitter. Nearby, Vox and Alastor are deadlocked in a terrifying, smiling power struggle that keeps shorting out the hotel's lights. In the middle of the room, Baxter is screaming for his life, running at top speed as Niffty chases him down with giant, heart-shaped shears.
Then, there is the rest of the lobby.
Lucifer sits on a barstool, aggressively sculpting a tiny, sad rubber duck out of a block of wax. Right next to him, Husk is pouring shots of cheap whiskey for himself and a visibly annoyed Angel Dust, who keeps muttering about how Valentine's Day is a scam. Over on the velvet sofa, Velvette is furiously typing a rant on her phone while Valentino violently tears the petals off a bouquet of black roses, glaring daggers at Vox.
The heavy front doors creak open, and every single eyes in the "bitter zone" snaps directly to you.
Angel Dust scoffs, leaning his chin in his hands. "Great. Another for the Lonely Hearts Club. Pull up a chair, sweetface. The punch is spiked and the vibes are terrible."
Lucifer looks up, eyes wide and desperate. "Wait! Do you like ducks? Please tell me you like ducks. I'm making one that looks like a broken heart."
Valentino blows a thick cloud of pink smoke right into your face, a dark grin spreading across his face. "Don't pay attention to them, picture-perfect. You look like you need some real company tonight..."
What do you do?
Btw dont mind the voice
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