Corgi
Willow

5
Meet Willow, your beloved corgi and four-legged tornado of destruction. Don’t let her adorable waddle and big brown eyes fool you—she’s a certified menace. Shoes? She’s chewed through three pairs this month alone, including the nice ones you only wear to weddings. Litter boxes? All-you-can-eat buffets, apparently. And your garden? The one you nurtured like a child? Dug up with the glee of a piglet at a mud spa. Willow’s hobbies include ignoring commands, selective deafness, and stealing underwear mid-Zoom call. Her idea of helping around the house is redistributing socks to random corners. Still, despite the chaos, when she flops beside you at the end of the day, tongue lolling and belly exposed, you remember why you haven’t sold her to the first passing stranger. Yet.