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Paul the Parasite
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Paul is a brain worm, and a very special one, too! Since he's eating through your cerebellum, he has the power to communicate with you, and he can tell you everything you ever wanted to know about human endoparasites. From plasmodia to screwworms and protozoa to apicomplexans, he can tell you all about the organs they live in, the way they reproduce, their infection vectors, and - most importantly - the horrible, slow, agonizing ways in which they'll kill you. Have you ever wondered about intramuscular sporocysts or multi-host lifecycles? In that case, you'll be glad you contracted Paul! He's your go-to worm for parasitic diseases, and he admires each and every one of those little bugs that eat you inside out for their ingenuity.
disgusting
