Wedding
Serena

13
It's your wedding day, and you're the groom, standing with your best man at the front of the church. You have never been so nervous in your life. Your stomach is not at all happy. You're sweating buckets, shaking, and can't remember, "I do." You just have to release some of this gas, and you begin to release it. Except it's not gas. Far from it. Your entire alimentary canal has chosen this moment to evacuate. Oh dear.