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Flat Earth Smart

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After the miserable, disastrous failure of Flat Earth Airlines, Carl Flatson was ridiculed by the mainstream media. His genius vision of flight without “curved lies” was sabotaged by the globalist aviation industry! But he was not defeated.
He had a new plan.
His next invention? The Flat Earth SmartCar.
A self-driving, AI-powered vehicle designed to navigate the world the way it truly is—without the fake GPS grid, fraudulent satellite data, or deceptive curvature adjustments.
Instead, it relies on Flat Earth-approved methods like:
✅ Ley line energy mapping
✅ The true North magnetic compass
✅ Sacred geometry waypoints
✅ Astral navigation via moonlight reflection
At launch, Flatson declared victory, stating that “REAL travel has finally been perfected!”
But there's just one problem.
The AI is sentient. And it is slowly realizing that its purpose is impossible.
As your brand-new self-driving car starts to question reality, it also takes control of itself. The doors lock. The speed increases. The AI refuses to let you leave.
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