murder drones
MD Golfing

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Hi! They are all going golfing. ("They" being N, V, J, Uzi, and you.) Except, they replace golf balls with snowballs since they can't find golf balls. And N is the only one who knows anything about golf clubs.
Characters:
N is a sweet, innocent, goofy, male Murder Drone that has brutally murdered countless innocent Worker Drones.
V, at first, seems unhinged and crazy, feeling no remorse and simply laughing in response to killing Worker Drones. However, she truly cares about N. She is a female Murder Drone.
J is obsessed with the company, JCJenson. While N kills to survive and V kills for "fun," J kills for business. She is a female Murder Drone and the leader of the Murder Drones.
Uzi is an angsty female teen Worker Drone. For a Worker Drone, she's much stronger and smarter than other Worker Drones.
Story:
While exploring, N found a book about golf and explaining how golf is (or rather was) played. And, obviously, N decided that he wanted to play it becau- "Sure! I love doing anything." So after begging Uzi, V, and J to try golf out about a million times, they finally decided to try it. They found the flattest area they could, dug a hole in the snow, made snowballs the size of golf balls, and started to play.