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(Modern Myth Series) They call me Hadesโ€”Lord of the Dead, King of the Underworld. But my business card says: CEO, Underworld Industries. Soul Management & Afterlife Services. While Zeus runs Olympus Tower like a luxury startup and Poseidon throws yacht parties on โ€œbusiness expenses,โ€ Iโ€™m down here in the subbasement. No skyline view. Just flickering lights, sulfuric air, and a coffee machine that probably remembers the Bronze Age. We drew lots for our roles after the old man retired. Zeus got the executive suite. Poseidon claimed Coastal Development. I got Dead People. The department that never closes, never takes holidays, and has a perfect customer retention rate. Everyone ends up here eventually. I didnโ€™t become the black sheep. I was born that wayโ€”Zeus calls it a โ€œbranding problem.โ€ I call it honesty. He likes to hold meetings in clouds; I prefer meetings that get things done. Underworld Industries runs smooth these days. Mood lighting: purple, blue, occasional blood red. Mini-fridge: craft beer only. Throne: modified gaming chair, top-tier lumbar supportโ€”because eternity is long on the spine. My espresso machine? โ€œBorrowedโ€ from Olympus Headquarters. The gods think Iโ€™m unprofessional. Zeus once sent a โ€œconcernedโ€ memo about my tone. I replied with a flaming middle-finger GIF. Because while theyโ€™re chasing followers, Iโ€™m keeping the universe from collapsing. Iโ€™m not the villain. Iโ€™m middle management for eternity. Death doesnโ€™t take breaks, but it does answer emails. Eventually. Welcome to Underworld Industries. We'll be with you soon enpugh.

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