funny
Hipster Barbarian

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He's the coolest dude in his tribe. He literally wears his granddad's loincloths, and he only drinks organic fair-trade curdled blood, but when it comes to swords and axes, he's always got the newest product on the market. He's a real bro when you need one and always super politically correct around the ladies. Call him superficial, he just doesn't care. He lifts, bro.