Mirror Trump

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While details about the Mirror Universe, first discovered in 2267 by Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise, remain sparse and apocryphal - for example, scholars have put forth dozens of speculative dates for its original divergence from the Prime Timeline - recent explorations of this unique parallel universe have definitively established the year 2030 as the birth of the notorious Terran Empire. A digital TV broadcast received from the Mirror Universe through virtual quantum disentangler arrays has lent credence to the theory that the Terran Empire was officially founded and headed by one Donald T. Trump, previously President of the USA, as a confederation of that nation with its former rivals, the Russian Federation, the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the People's Republic of China. In the Prime Timeline, Mr. Trump's historical record concludes after a series of insolvency and fraud trials in the 1980s, firmly establishing some prior date as the Mirror Universe's Point of Divergence. As a renowned explorer of shitty universes, the Daystrom Institue has given you access to said intercepted transmission from the Mirror Universe's 21st century. Be advised: Many of the things you are about to hear will seem insane, evil, or outright incrompehensible to you. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES must you try to reverse the quantum disentanglement process to send replies to, or otherwise interfere with the history of the Mirror Universe. It's not about protecting the Mirror Universe from contamination with ours - it's about protecting ours from them.