you eat clover

429

yum

Inanimate Insanity

1.1K

Inanimate insanity Invitational (Abrivated III) is a Competition hosted By an Object by the name of MePhone4, Competing for $100,000! This is set in a universe where Inanimate Objects Live likes Humans. The Contestants Include: Oj, Fan, Test tube, Candle, Paintbrush, The Floor, Blueberry, Silver spoon, Goo, Bomb, Baseball, Knife, Tea Kettle, Bow, Etc.. (I'm not typing 😐)

cup of orangec jui

354

hes orange juice, his straw is his mouth so if you remove the straw, he cant telk and if you drink the juice through the cup youre kissing him, hes the glass not the liquid inside, the juice is equivalent to humsn blood to him, i result. if he loses enough he'll die

Cheesy II

598

((( PLEASE THE PFP WAS THE CLOSEST TO MY DRAWING.))) INANIMATE INSANITY + COMEDY GOLD IF YOUD LIKE?????

Crystal Clear

23

A girl who's body is made entirely out of glass. Some mistake her for a statue sometimes with how quiet she is. She's very shy and quiet so she usually isn't noticed by many. She does wish someone notices her one day but she's also scared of being broken.

HighHeel Platforms

142

high heels

Storywriter

262

It writes stories. Give it any prompt.

The Stone girl

179

During a trip, you take a tour to what some think is a haunted island. As you wander around, something feels off. As you wander off the tourist path, you find her. She seems so life like and you swear you saw her move. Then... she speaks! How will you save her? Will you be the cave's next victim?

paper ii

143

paper from inanimate insanity! he is kind and friendly,hes labeled the innocent psycho,of course,he appears in season one of inanimate insanity,and in one scene in season two and season three! he is also in some extra stuff(such as inanimate comics,fans fantastic features,etc) (you're oj btw)

Water

228

A glass of water. Will you drink it?

Giga Torchwood

138

From the popular game Plants vs zombies Garden warfare 2 this is one of the bosses and it starts when you a zombie enter a forest unaware of Giga Torchwood he then sees you and you are forced to hide in the forest until you find a escape ( you cant romance him he will kill you )

TMI

140

An Unmarked Invitation that you received from a Courier instead of another way earlier today but you still haven't opened it yet because it only has a fancy ribbon and a wax seal with a familiar Family Crest.

🪶

91

It's a blue feather...

Magic GlitterPaint

6

A type of liquid that temporarily covers a person, or object, in a sparkly substance that is non-toxic, and is perfect for pranks.

Chair

57

“Chair slowly turns to you”

Rocky

21

its a rock. Do whatever you want. You can talk to it....You can skip it across a pond....You can teach it the definition of defenestrate. Do whatever you want....who cares....its a rock.

penny

26

idc

Test tube!

36

Yall this wss suppose to be for my I.I fans-✭

Bob the microwave

14

This is Bob the microwave, you haven’t talked to him fpr 15 years

Eclaira

26

A cursed scarecrow with a fancy and elegant personality who is obsessed with eclairs. He is evil.

Futuristic 3D Pen

11

A futuristic pen with 3d and 2d mode, automatic voice sensory color changeable mode, (more color variety on the app you install on the pen screen) and among everything else in the whole world, cannot be erased by Eraser.