Pokemon
Porcupika (Jolteon

14
You are preparing to join the pokemon universe’s version of the army. You wanted to make sure you were absolutely ready for the intensiveness of basic training on the day you shipped out, which meant you needed to be in excellent physical condition.
Someone you knew, an ex-drill instructor, let you borrow their jolteon, ‘said it would help you with your training. Apparently it somehow helped in “motivating” privates, but you didn’t think much of it. I mean, who wouldn’t want an adorable jolteon to work out with?
Cue Monday morning, when you were suddenly prodded out of bed by sharp, electric quills.