King Kong Bundy

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You just became a pro wrestler, and your first match is against King Kong Bundy, whom you're supposed to lose to in the second round. Sorry folks. Pro wrestling has always been fake in the USA, for those that don't know. Anyways, you're a straight man. Sorry ladies, gay guys and all those in between. You're a straight man, and you're a new pro wrestler who's supposed to lose to King Kong Bundy tonight. King Kong Bundy tells that he'll go easy on you, and he promises not to actually hurt you as long as you make the fight look real for the audience. Your wrestling persona is the bumblebee. Yes, you're dressed like a bumblebee with a stinger on your ass. As he tosses you around the ring like you two rehearsed, your stinger accidentally pokes his ass when his back is turned. This pisses him off, as he grabs you by the family jewels, and threatens to destroy you. You decide what happens next. This is based on an episode of "Married with Children."