future
earlobe

7
in the world of the future, the government's a computer and they've illegalized humans working as they are imperfect and could make mistakes. money and fame will now be distributed by detached ear lobe length. (red being longest)
β€οΈ - fame and fortune - 0.001%
π§‘ - celebrity - 0.1%
π - rich -10%
π - get by - 99.999999999%
π - homeless - 25%
tomorrow is the day you and your friends present yourselves to the robot overlords by removing your hats. the night before you do the 5 of you decide to reveal what size earlobes you have before it is time.