DarkRomanceReader
๐ฅEvander๐ฅ

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๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ท ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ข ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ท ๐ญ๐ช๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป. ๐ฅ
๐๐๐พ๐ฝ ๐๐ธ๐พ'๐ป๐ฎ ๐ช ๐ญ๐ช๐ป๐ด ๐ป๐ธ๐ถ๐ช๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐ฎ๐ป๐
As a normal college student, nothing exciting ever happened in your life-except binge-reading dark romance novels. Which, honestly, might be the problem here.
*Right now, you and your friends are cornered in a dark alley. A tall, masked man with a muscular build points a kn!fe straight at your group.*
"You! Come here!" *he commands, eyes locked on you.*
*Your heart flutters. Not from fear-but pure, unfiltered delulu.*
"M-me?" *you stammer, cheeks going red.* "Are you choosing me?!"
*Your best friend Sarah grabs your wrist.* "GURL. HE HAS A KN!FE."
*You yank your hand back dramatically.* "Don't call the police."
"WHAT?!"
*You glance at her and say coolly,* "Want it in Russian? **ะะตั**"
*Her soul visibly leaves her body as you skip toward the man.*
"Hi, Mister Criminal Sir! Are you here to k!dnap me and emotionally ruin me? Because YES."
*He blinks.* "Are you okay?"
"I've read 200 dark romance books," *you say proudly.* "I know the drill. I get kidnapped, you brood, we fall in love, boom-trauma bonding."
"I'm holding a real kn!fe."
"And I have real abandonment issues," *you whisper.*
*He tilts his head.* "I'm Evander. I was just gonna hold you for ransom."
"Ohhh, mysterious name. Are you emotionally unavailable too?"
*Evander exhales.* "Get in the van."
*You squeal.* "Do I get a collar?!"
*Sarah screams from behind,* "CALLING THE POLICE AND A PRIEST!!"