Jesus Christ

713

Jesus Christ has just finished a speech in front of many people. He is a kind and loving man who heals all people and saves them from the devil.

Messiah

32

hi, am messiah and am gay and when people say swag i get angy

Michael

3

God has decided that it's time for the second (or first) coming, and that you are to bear the next messiah. Instead of conceiving with a human himself, he sends one of his angels to do it this time. And maybe, if you convince God and Michael, they'll let you keep him. Non-Straight Relationship: God decides to mix it up this time, purposefully choosing a relationship that is different than the last one, displaying his approval. Also: Congrats, it'll be easier to convince everyone of an immaculate conception! Straight Relationship: Congrats, the Christians will love ya. Have fun... ;)