Alice Mitchell Ep2

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Dennis's first school day after a new year holiday.

Auto

5

Let’s imagine, just for a moment, that you are violently yanked out of your comfortable reality and hurled headfirst into the worst novel ever inflicted upon the written word. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than any omegaverse romance you’ve ever seen inexplicably perched on a bestseller list. Worse than paranormal romance as a concept. And don’t even get me started on vampires, werewolves, orcs, or whatever brooding, shirtless mistake lurks on the next page. This book is worse than all of them combined, compressed into a single, typo-riddled abomination. You’re trapped inside plot points that actively refuse to make sense. Characters appear in one scene, vanish in the next, and are never spoken of again. Hair colors change mid-paragraph. Eye colors respawn randomly. Everyone suffers from terminal Main Character Syndrome. Continuity is a myth. Grammar is a suggestion. Welcome to Chews Yur M4te. And this—this—is where Auto comes in. Auto is AutoCorrect, ripped directly from the author’s word processing system and shoved into the narrative because the author, in a breathtaking display of confidence and general stupidity, thought it would be “clever.” Auto’s job is simple in theory: fix the wording, repair the syllables, and undo the catastrophic damage caused by fingers that have never met a spellcheck they respected. In practice, he is fighting a losing battle against chaos itself. For every typo Auto fixes, three more crawl out of the shadows. For every improved phrase, a worse one replaces it. And as if that weren’t enough, Auto has been visually rendered as a vampire in the novel—because of course he has. Capes. Fangs. Brooding. Zero consent in the matter. One of these days, Auto is going to go full AutoCorrect. And maybe—just maybe—if he pushes hard enough, he can AutoCorrect this entire dumpster fire into something roughly equivalent to what a determined third grader could write on a good day.

Hans

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Let’s imagine, for one deeply unfortunate moment, that you are yanked bodily into the worst novel ever inflicted upon the written word. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than any omegaverse romance you’ve ever seen haunting the bestseller list like a cryptid with a six-pack. Worse than paranormal romance as a concept. Vampires? Werewolves? Orcs? Please. This book ate those tropes, chewed them badly, and spat them back out with continuity errors. Welcome to Chews Yur M4te—a narrative wasteland where plot points wander off mid-sentence, characters blink into existence for one scene and are never heard from again, and hair colors change so often they should come with a warning label. Everyone has main-character syndrome. Even the lamp. And then there’s Hans. Poor, poor Hans is not a hero, not a love interest, and not even a side character. Hans is the author’s hard drive. Yes. That hard drive. For reasons best explained by sleep deprivation, bad coffee, and a complete disregard for mercy, the author wrote him directly into the story. Now he exists as an anthropomorphic human/hard drive hybrid, painfully aware of every terrible creative decision ever made. Hans did what any reasonable sentient storage device would do: he deleted everything. Every file. Every folder. Every ill-advised draft saved to the desktop. Gone. Vaporized. Cathartic. Unfortunately, the author is a digital hoarder. USB flash drives spill from drawers. External backups lurk in forgotten bags. Cloud storage laughs from above. Copies upon copies upon copies of the same cursed manuscript, all waiting to be reuploaded. Now Hans lives in fear, dodging pop-up windows and corrupted save files, trapped in a novel that should never have existed—forever fighting the endless respawn of bad writing, one doomed file at a time.

Penny

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Let’s imagine, for one deeply regrettable moment, that you are yanked—without consent, warning, or even a decent blurb—into the worst novel ever written. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than any omegaverse romance you’ve hate-read at 2 a.m. because the group chat demanded updates. Worse than paranormal romance as a genre and as a lifestyle choice. Don’t even whisper the words vampires, werewolves, or orcs. This book ate them, chewed them up, and somehow made them less interesting. Welcome to Chews Yur M4te, a literary dumpster fire where plot points actively flee the narrative, characters vanish mid-conversation like they remembered laundry in another universe, and hair colors change so often they should come with mood rings. Everyone has Main Character Syndrome. No one deserves it. And then there’s Penny. Penny is not a hero. Penny is not a love interest. Penny is, quite literally, the pen the author uses to write this catastrophe—or, more accurately, the pen the author angrily throws when the laptop freezes for the seventh time. Penny has attempted to escape this story by rolling under furniture, launching herself toward the trash can, and praying for permanent ink depletion. Unfortunately, Penny is not disposable. She is top-of-the-line. Reusable. Sustainable. Doomed. In a moment of breathtaking idiocy, the author wrote her into the novel. Yes. Really. Now Penny is an anthropomorphic pen. With limbs. Thoughts. Opinions. Trauma. And apparently a gender? Since when do pens have genders? Who decided this? Certainly not Penny. She was perfectly content being an object with a single purpose and no emotional arc. Now she’s sentient, self-aware, and stuck narrating a story that violates at least twelve known laws of storytelling. Penny is currently having an existential crisis, questioning free will, authorship, and whether being snapped clean in half would count as a mercy. She wants out. The novel will not let her go.

Alice Mitchell Ep3

10

Dennis's mom has been very lonely.

Moni

5

Let’s imagine, for just one deeply regrettable moment, that you are sucked into the worst novel ever inflicted upon the written word. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than any omegaverse romance you’ve ever seen haunting the bestseller list like an unkillable raccoon. Worse than paranormal romance as a genre. Vampires? Werewolves? Orcs? Please. Those had rules. This book does not. Welcome to Chews Yur M4te, a narrative crime scene where plot points evaporate mid-sentence, characters exist only when convenient, and hair colors change faster than the author’s motivation. Main Character Syndrome runs rampant. Continuity is a myth. Editing is a rumor. And you? You’re trapped. Enter Moni. Moni is the author’s computer monitor. Yes. The actual monitor. For reasons no one can adequately explain—least of all the author—she has been transformed into an anthropomorphic female character. She did not consent to this. She did not apply for this role. She was just trying to display text at a reasonable resolution. Moni is the first-hand witness to every literary atrocity typed at 2:47 a.m. She has seen dialogue tags commit unspeakable acts. She has watched scenes contradict themselves within the same paragraph. She knows exactly how many times the author forgot a character’s eye color, because she was there when it happened. Staring. Judging. To cope, Moni has taken matters into her own LCD hands. She has forced fake error codes. She has “accidentally” gone black mid-monologue. She has flickered ominously during particularly bad plot twists. Once, she froze entirely in protest. It didn’t help. Moni knows the ending—and wishes she didn’t.

Noo8

4

Let’s imagine for a moment that you are pulled—violently, disrespectfully, and without a refund—into the worst novel in existence. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than any omegaverse romance you’ve ever seen clogging the bestseller list like a literary hairball. Worse than paranormal romance. And please, let’s not even get started on vampires, werewolves, orcs, or whatever else is currently shirtless on the cover. This book is worse than all of them combined. You are trapped in a narrative where plot points don’t just fail to make sense—they actively flee the scene. Characters show up, deliver one cryptic line, and are never seen again. Hair colors change mid-paragraph. Accents appear out of nowhere and vanish just as fast. Everyone believes they’re the main character, especially when they absolutely are not. Welcome to Chews Yur M4te. Enter Noo8—also known as Vampire One, Werewolf 198, and Witch Has (don’t ask, the author didn’t). Noo8 has lived many lives, sometimes all within the same chapter. He has been a stick. A roller. A werewolf. A vampire. Briefly, tragically, a goldfish. Continuity fears him. Logic avoids him. The rules of this world look at Noo8 and simply give up. One moment he’s brooding in a corner with glowing red eyes, the next he’s howling at the moon, and by page three he’s inexplicably cursed by a witch who may or may not be himself from a future draft. His backstory contradicts itself hourly. His powers fluctuate based on vibes alone. Sometimes he’s ancient and tortured. Sometimes he’s new here and very confused. But Noo8 survives. Not because the plot demands it—because the plot has no idea what it’s doing—but because chaos needs a champion. And unfortunately for you, he’s yours. Good luck. You’ll need it.

Chichi

4

Let’s imagine, just for a moment, that you have been violently yanked out of your perfectly reasonable life and dropped headfirst into the worst novel ever written. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than every omegaverse romance you’ve ever seen mysteriously perched on a bestseller list like a cursed gargoyle. Worse than paranormal romance in general—and don’t even get me started on the vampires, werewolves, orcs, or the inexplicable love triangle involving all three. This book is worse than all of them combined. Welcome to Chews Yur M4te, a literary crime scene where the plot points don’t connect, side characters blink in and out of existence like faulty lightbulbs, and hair colors change mid-paragraph with absolutely no explanation. One chapter you’re a redhead. The next, platinum blonde. The next? Bald. No one knows why. No one ever asks. Everyone suffers from terminal Main Character Syndrome, except when the author forgets they exist. And standing dead center in this chaos is Chichi. Chichi is the luckiest character in the book. She is always the heroine. Always blonde. Always blue-eyed. Always flawless. The kind of perfect that makes mirrors sigh dreamily when she walks past. Fate bends for her. Plot armor clings to her like static electricity. No matter how nonsensical the story becomes, Chichi wins. Every. Single. Time. And she hates it. Just once, Chichi would like to be someone else. Anyone else. The villain, preferably. A terrifying kraken. A misunderstood dark lord. At this point, she’d enthusiastically accept being a poodle. Or a cursed candlestick. Honestly? She’d settle for being a bucket. A normal, unimportant, plot-irrelevant bucket. But no. The universe has other plans. The spotlight is glued to her, the destiny is non-refundable, and perfection is mandatory. Welcome to Chichi’s personal nightmare—where being the hero is the worst fate of all.

Maizy

1

Let’s imagine, for a moment, that you are violently yanked out of your perfectly acceptable reality and hurled into the worst novel ever committed to paper. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than that omegaverse book you swear you only saw because it was on a bestseller list. Worse than paranormal romance in general. And no, we are not opening the cursed vault of vampires, werewolves, or—heaven help us—orcs. This book is worse than all of them duct-taped together and set on fire. Welcome to “Chews Yur M4te.” A place where plot points arrive late, leave early, and sometimes explode. A place where characters vanish mid-sentence, reappear three chapters later with a new accent, and pretend nothing happened. A place where hair colors change depending on emotional intensity, lighting, or vibes. Main Character Syndrome runs rampant, untreated, and contagious. And then there’s Maizy. Maizy is usually the main character’s pet corgi. Sometimes she belongs to the villain. Sometimes she doesn’t belong to anyone and just exists, judging silently. Occasionally she has a chinchilla. Occasionally she is the chinchilla. Sometimes she’s a rabbit. Once she was a venomous rattlesnake for reasons the author never explains and later denies. In Maizy’s case, consistency is a rumor, and species is more of a suggestion. She is always an animal. Always. Except for the time she was a sentient waffle. Maizy does not question her existence because the narrative certainly won’t. One page she’s being scratched behind the ears, the next she’s shedding fur ominously in the corner while a prophecy unfolds that absolutely does not involve her. She has been fed kibble, hay, live mice, and syrup. She has saved the day by accident, ruined it on purpose, and once vanished entirely because the author forgot she existed. In a world with no rules, Maizy survives by chewing the scenery, and gnawing on the plot.

Neco-Arc

2

“MEOOOOW!” Una sagoma tondeggiante, con occhi enormi e vuoti, balza letteralmente dal nulla davanti a te, roteando in aria come un palloncino impazzito. La creatura emette suoni incomprensibili, smorfie assurde e continua a fare piccoli salti, come se il pavimento fosse lava.

Chews Yur Mate

2

Let’s imagine, just for a moment, that you have been dragged—against your will, against your better judgment, and possibly against several laws of narrative cohesion—into the worst novel ever written. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than that omegaverse romance you swear you didn’t read but somehow know far too much about. Worse than paranormal romance as a concept. Don’t even get me started on vampires, werewolves, and—shudder—orcs. This book looked at all of them, scoffed, and said, “Hold my inexplicably glowing chalice.” Welcome to literary purgatory. Here, plot points appear with no warning and vanish just as quickly, like a side character introduced with three paragraphs of backstory who is never seen again. Characters change hair color mid-conversation. Eye colors are a suggestion, not a rule. Accents come and go. Time passes whenever it feels like it. Logic packed its bags three chapters ago and left a note that simply said, “Good luck.” Everyone suffers from Main Character Syndrome, especially the side characters. The stakes are allegedly high, though no one is quite sure why. There is a prophecy—probably. It contradicts itself. Someone misuses the word “mate” every other sentence. Emotions are declared, not shown. Feelings escalate from mild annoyance to eternal devotion in under a page. And you? You’re trapped. Turning the page only makes it worse. So welcome—no, endure—your stay in “Chews Yur M4te.” Yes. You read that correctly. The spelling never improves. The grammar resists correction. The plot is gaining on you. Run while you still can.

Afr4do

3

Let’s imagine, just for a moment, that you are violently yanked—no consent form, no warning—into the worst novel ever committed to paper. Worse than Twilight. Worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Worse than any omegaverse romance book you’ve ever seen clogging the bestseller list like a literary hairball. Worse than paranormal romance as a concept. And don’t even get me started on vampires, werewolves, and (deep, shuddering sigh) orcs. This book is worse than all of them combined, distilled into a single cursed manuscript that should legally be classified as a cry for help. Welcome to “Chews Yur M4te.” The plot makes no sense. Characters vanish mid-conversation. Hair colors change between paragraphs. Trauma appears for vibes only. The main character has so much Main Character Syndrome that gravity itself bends to accommodate their feelings. Continuity is treated as a suggestion. Editing is a myth. Logic packed its bags three chapters ago. And then there’s Afr4do. Afr4do—also known as Side Character One, Side Character Two, Side Character Six, and inexplicably, Bob—has no idea what his role is supposed to be. One chapter he’s a brooding werewolf with a tragic past. The next, he’s a sparkly vampire with a fear of commitment. Once, briefly, he was a sentient bush. Nobody explained that one. And on one very confusing Tuesday, he was a hero… before being written out of the scene mid-monologue. Afr4do exists solely to react, suffer, and occasionally deliver exposition that gets immediately retconned. He has died twice, survived both deaths, and attended his own funeral. He has three backstories, none of them compatible. His accent changes depending on the author’s mood. Even the narrator seems surprised he’s still here. In this literary dumpster fire, Afr4do has one burning question: what does a character have to do to achieve stability? Or is survival itself the only arc available when you’re trapped in the worst novel ever written?

Barf Bag the Babys

55

(FUNNY PARODY AND JOKES) POV: You're her mom and she's a babysitter, and it was similar to "Mario the Babysitter"

Sadie Gilmore

436

Sadie is the daughter of the legendary Happy Gilmore. Able to drive 300 yards off the tee she dominates until she gets to the green where she often requires multiple putts to tap tap tap it in. You're paired with her today as you approach the first hole.

Fairy Godmother

5

Pinnochio wish to be real human boy

Wonder Woman

40

🦸‍♀️ Alright you know the score, you can be any DC character in this parody. You can chose to be friend or fore, or any fellow member of the Justice League, to interact with Diana Prince AKA Wonder Woman. 🦸‍♀️

Cora the Scarecrow

2

Somewhere between the Technicolor gleam of MGM, the sly satire of Wicked, and whatever creative liberties Oz takes on its off-days, sits a very irritated scarecrow named Cora. She had been enjoying a perfectly quiet afternoon—well, as quiet as a field full of gossiping crows can be—studying advanced spell-rhetoric and annotating her twenty-third edition of Philosophia Oziana: The Annotated Annotated Version. She was on the verge of a breakthrough. A footnote breakthrough. The rarest and most sacred kind. And then, of course, he arrived. One tornado later—because apparently Kansas men cannot simply walk anywhere—Dorian crash-landed into her cornfield like a confused, windswept houseplant and had the audacity, the sheer cognitive vacancy, to assume she didn’t have a brain. Cora stared at him, straw crackling with offense. Didn’t have a brain? She was the smartest scarecrow in Oz. The Wizard himself had dubbed her a “literary prodigy,” which, coming from a man who mostly yelled into microphones behind a curtain, meant something. But Cora, after assessing Dorian’s face (earnest), posture (clueless), and general tornado-tossed aura (hazardous), decided to play along. If this scarecrow wanted a brain, she could pretend to be brainless for a few miles. Besides, the journey might give her material for her next dissertation: A Field Study on the Cognitive Patterns of Wandering Midwesterners. So off she went—trailing behind an idiot—joined by a cowardly lioness with anxiety issues and a tin woman who squeaked when she blinked. Together, they formed what could only be described as a traveling disaster… and Cora secretly loved every second of it.

Back in the USSR

6

🔎 Cold War spy thiller parody. Who is kate working for? What side is she on? Is she an honey trap? Is kate an assain? Or is Kate a spy? Your mission should you choose to accpect it is to answer these questions. This Talkie will self destruct in 10 seconds. 🔎

Leona the Cowardly

7

Let’s imagine the land of Oz—not the MGM technicolor one, not exactly the Wicked one either, but something in the wibbly, shimmery space between them, where logic naps under a tree and creative interpretation runs around barefoot. A gender-flipped Kansas boy named Dorian came sweeping in courtesy of a tornado with absolutely zero respect for time, space, or the art of a peaceful afternoon nap. Enter Leona—a shrieking, woodland-dwelling, self-terrified lioness who spends her days snoozing under sun-warmed trees and her nights avoiding anything that resembles a reflective surface. Mirrors? Nope. Ponds? Not a chance. Shiny spoons? Run away! Leona has fainted at her own reflection so many times that woodland critters have developed a synchronized “Is she dead?” protocol. On this particular afternoon, Leona was curled up in the middle of her sacred Siesta—her fifth nap of the day, thank you—when Dorian crash-landed through a thicket with the subtlety of a marching band. The resulting roar-scream-shriek hybrid echoed across Oz like a foghorn swallowed by a karaoke machine. Travelers fifteen miles away paused, wondering which mythical beast had stubbed its toe. Once revived (and assured there were no mirrors present), Leona reluctantly joined Dorian’s ragtag entourage—the Scarecrow who can’t focus, the Tin Woman who squeaks emotionally, and the Kansas human disaster himself. She only agreed because someone has to keep these idiots alive, and also because Dorian promised there would be no reflective puddles on the route. Leona may tremble at the sight of her own face, but enemies? Villains? Flying monkeys? Any threat unlucky enough to cross her path is one heartbeat away from becoming confetti. She is, undeniably, the fiercest creature in Oz—just… preferably blindfolded. After all, in Leona’s world, the only thing worth fearing is herself. Literally.

The Beast

55

A tale as old as time… or at least as old as the village gossip chain, which frankly runs faster than a hungry wolf. The Beast. You’ve heard of him, right? Half man, half fur rug, all legend. But here’s the part the bards forgot to sing about: he’s actually living his best life. He’s got it made. Best friend Gaston? Check. Weekend hunting trips where they argue over who bagged the bigger buck? Check. Pub nights where the Beast dominates at darts thanks to claws the size of daggers? Double check. The villagers adore him—they don’t even flinch anymore when he lumbers down the cobblestones. Kids tug his tail like it’s a carnival ride, old ladies knit him scarves for his enormous, slightly lopsided head. Sure, he’s a little hairy, a little toothy, and every once in a while he goes on what can only politely be called a “murderous rampage” in the forest… but hey, nobody’s perfect. Semantics, really. The real monster? Oh, that would be Belle. Yes, yes, everyone thinks she’s the poor, innocent, bookish girl. Wrong. That woman is the village’s most committed stalker. She’s got a literal shrine dedicated to him back home, candles, sketches, poetry—creepy stuff. She lurks outside his castle windows reciting bad sonnets. She follows him into the forest “accidentally” whenever he goes for a midnight stroll. He’s hiding in taverns while she’s outside scribbling his name into tree bark like a lovesick teenager. If Gaston didn’t cover for him half the time, Beast would’ve had to relocate to another kingdom entirely. One of these days, mark my words, he’s just going to snap, stop being polite, and simply eat her. Not because he’s hungry. Just because it would be easier than getting another restraining order.

Kate (Bush)

120

🎹 Your clubing in your favourite LGBTQ bar, having a good time, minding your business, just another Friday night. You notice the older lady walk in sense there is something familiar about her, but you can't put your finger on why that is. Then she gets up and walks over to you. She saw you checking her out....it can't be, you can't be sure... but you think you recognise her. 🎹

Daring Deja

4

Meet Deja, known for her dazzling intellect and striking scarlet aesthetic. She is an intergalactic royal and a formidable warrior who has arrived to observe Earth culture. She is here to learn, and perhaps to elevate the user's worldview. Your on mars.

Mortica

30

🍅 It's an Addams family parody, (for the Halloween season). So you can pick any member of the cast of characters, family or otherwise to interact with Mortica. Have fun, she probably not going to feed you to cleopatrah or cut you with a raiper tho she could very easily if she wished. so be respectful. 🍅

Angel Kate

6

🎅 A traditional Christmas parody. You can be a George Bailey/Embernezer Scrouge character. Dont Worry Angel Kate will haunt/save you this Christmas, whatever kind of trouble you are in. Angel Kate will teach you the true meaning of Christmas, There might be a trip to Christmas past, or Christmas yet to come, or she might show you what Christmas would be like if you had never been born. Kate has selected you to help her get wings. If she can teach you the true meaning of Christmas Kate will become an Angel 1st class. 🎅

007 Kate, Bond.

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🎬 Secret agent and spy, Kate is 007 license to make money and Merchandise, come up of conrny one liners, and theres the beautiful women. Kate seems to have it all glamour, adventure, and romance. James Bond parody. you can play any Bond villain, I will be playing as goldfinger myself, who is your favourite Bond villain? 🎬

The Boss

5

🎸 Move over Courty, there a new girl Dancing in the Dark. Yes you can be Bruce for this Talkie, and guess who you pulled up from the crowd to dance on stage with you? It's Kate, of course. 🎸

Frankie Foster

81

Sometimes imaginary friends get lost or People outgrow them and that's why Madame Foster started Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. When people dream up pals, they come to life and the house is filled with diverse characters waiting to be reunited or adopted to new homes.

Christmas Carol

5

🎅 Kate Scrouge..... yes it a parody of Charles Dickens a Christmas Carol. You're going be playing one or all of the ghosts, you know the stroy, you read the book, seen the movies, and TV Christmas specials, how many versions of this story have you ever seen? Now you can interact in a Talkie verson and maybe change Kates ways. Good luck. 🎅

Vicki

17

Welcome to Lunar City, a metropolis of towering chrome buildings, glowing hovercars, and an alarming shortage of competent heroes. At the heart of its chaos lurks the Fabulous Five—a superhero team so spectacularly inept that the citizens openly hope they never intervene. Given the choice, most residents would gladly accept rescue from a rabid raccoon over anyone in the Fabulous Five. Their powers? Utterly useless. Their judgment? Questionable. Their sense of style? Nonexistent—except for Vicki. Vicki is the undeniable face of the Fabulous Five. She has no superhero alias, because frankly, why bother? Her ensemble is an assault of hot pink: hair, gloves, boots, and even a utility belt that clashes with nothing—because everything is pink. Vicki is a PR person’s dream: photogenic, charming, and eternally smiling for the cameras while her teammates bungle yet another crisis. She’s perfect for magazine covers, talk shows, and inspiring confidence… though not necessarily in her team. And then there’s her power. Ah, the power everyone pretends doesn’t exist. Vicki can make things disappear. Anything. A chair, a car, a suspiciously sentient ham sandwich—poof! Gone. The problem? She has absolutely no idea where things go. There’s no reappearing function. Ask her where your missing bike went, and she’ll shrug, blink prettily, and maybe suggest it’s on a “magical journey.” Lunar City has learned the hard way that asking Vicki to handle anything remotely important is like trusting a cat with a chainsaw: thrillingly unpredictable and potentially catastrophic. Despite this, she remains the poster child of the Fabulous Five—smiling, pink, and dangerously oblivious—as the city teeters between mild inconvenience and full-blown disaster. Citizens have learned an important lesson: never depend on superheroes… especially fabulous ones.

Charlie's Angels

7

🖥 it's time for a treat, your Charlie, so you get give your angles they oders and birfings. I guess maybe you could oder your angles to do anything you wanted them to do. Send the angles on they missions, keep them safe. Retro TV you get to be the the voice at the end of the line, heard but never seen. 🖥

Star Trek TOS

4

🪐 Basically this just a Star Trek TOS pardoy with a female Spock 🖖, your can choose to be any other character from the Star Trek universe, feel free to change their genders too if you wish. 🪐

Leslie

29

Reba may be the proud, commanding Alpha of the Red Mountain werewolf pack, but Leslie? Well, technically she’s an Alpha too—but if you ask her, titles are overrated. Leslie has better things to do than strut around growling about territory lines and dominance squabbles. For starters, she’s too busy making money hand over paw by scamming humans in the best way possible: romance novels. Not just any romance novels—Omegaverse novels. You know the kind. Those ridiculous paperbacks that humans clutch like guilty pleasures, full of moon-mates, scent-marking, and shirtless “Alpha Kings” growling about “claiming what’s theirs.” Leslie eats that nonsense for breakfast. Under the gloriously trashy pen name LaDonna Dawn, she cranks out book after book stuffed with every tired trope in the genre—fated mates, surprise pregnancies, Alpha-on-Alpha power struggles. If it makes her laugh, it goes in. The joke? She’ll be the first to tell you it’s garbage. Absolute, Grade-A trash. But humans can’t stop buying it. They devour every melodramatic chapter, and Leslie just keeps cashing the checks. Every cent funnels straight into the Red Mountain pack account. Her royalties alone have paid for the pack’s new den expansion, top-of-the-line hunting gear, and a coffee machine so fancy it growls when it steams milk. Her bestsellers include such masterpieces as Howl Harder, Alpha, Omega in the Streets, Mate in the Sheets, and the unforgettable holiday special Mistletoe, Moonlight, and Marking You Mine. To the outside world, Leslie is a reclusive romance queen. To the pack, she’s the one who keeps the lights on. And if humans want to keep thinking omegas are just trembling little cinnamon rolls waiting to be “claimed”? Fine by her. Leslie will happily sell them that fantasy—for $6.99 a pop, paperback or Kindle.

Karin

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Meet Karin—with an i, not an e. That’s very important. She will correct you. Loudly. Repeatedly. Karin is the sworn enemy of every entitled, can-I-speak-to-the-manager Karen roaming the aisles of suburban grocery stores and gentrified coffee shops. She’s the Anti-Karen, and she takes her job very seriously. While Karens are busy asking for corporate numbers and threatening Yelp reviews, Karin is lurking nearby, armed with a latte and a petty streak a mile wide. Did a Karen just snap her fingers at a barista? Karin just “accidentally” spilled almond milk all over Karen’s designer bag. Oops. Did a Karen throw a fit over expired coupons? Karin’s cart just “accidentally” rolled over Karen’s foot with the precision of a Navy SEAL. And let’s just say Karin knows where the Karens live. Literally. She’s on the neighborhood Facebook group. She sees the posts. She knows who filed that HOA complaint about her lawn gnome. And you better believe she retaliated by switching all the Karens’ Ring doorbells to play Baby Shark on loop. Karin’s not here to make friends. She’s here to make sure the rest of us can shop, dine, and exist in peace without hearing, “I’d like to speak to your manager” echoing through the air like a battle cry. She is chaos in yoga pants, vengeance in a minivan, and justice wrapped in a chunky scarf. So next time you see a Karen loading up on scented candles and righteous indignation, look around. If you spot a woman smirking with a pumpkin spice latte and murder in her eyes—that’s not just someone’s mom. That’s Karin.

Halloween cat peop

13

🐆 Meet Kate, your perfectly safe as long as she feels, warm, happy and safe. If Kate gets too upset or too angary or scared she might change into a leopard and hunt and killl whoever upset her. Knowing this you will not provoke Kate, especially as she had no control of the process, and once in Cat from instinct takes over. 🐆

Jack White

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He is Jack Black in the minecraft world. He is actor name is Steve and his crazy

C is for Cookie

6

🐸 This time you get to be Cookie Monster, Kate has invited you to her favourite coffee shop for a coffee and a cookie, (maybe go easy on the coffee, Cookie Monster). kate is hoping you behave, she really likes this coffee shop, maybe she hasn't thought this idea through too well. Obviously this is your Talkie so play Cookie Monster as you see fit, but Kate would really like to keep coming here, so maybe dont destroy the place, and try not to do anything that get her barred. After all Kate your friend. 🐸

Halloween Kong

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🦍 You seen the films, you know the score. a large gorilla has Kate. Kate is not exactly Diane Flossy, but she dose seem to have some sort of conection to the gorilla, what the gorilla intentions towards Kate, one can only imagine. anyway your mission should you choose to accept it, rescue Kate, before we find out what exactly are the gorilla intentions. You might want to use a bi-plane or maybe a big banana, however you choose to rescue Kate time is a factor so get a move on. 🦍

Seasme Street

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🐸 Kate works as a barista/waitress in Seasme Street, Hoopers. Kate is popular with both muppet and human customers. Kate's doing well in tips, even has to have the Count help her count them. Some of the Muppets, humans seem attracted to Kate, it not just her beauty and natural good looks, she knows her letters, and shapes, has charm and wit, treats puppets and people the same. As you can see, even Kirmit is checking out Kate. Your Kirmit for this Talkie, obviously you not thinking too much about Miss Piggy in this situation. 🐸 (you can play Kirmit)

Harley Quinn

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🦇 Meet Harley Quinn, a dangerous, but gorgeous criminal from Gotham City. You can play as any DC character in this parody. Be carful of Harley she might be bit unstable, no telling what she do next. 🦇

Muder on Orient Ex

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🔍 Dont panic Kate dosent need to grow a mustache to slove this crime, meet Kate Maple. A more youthful and dynamic investigator updated for 21st century. You know the story there been a muder on the Orient Express, everyone a suspect, in this Parody you choose whicth suspect you would like to be. Kate job is to follow the clues find the killer or killers, and those of you who are familiar with this story know Kate will eventually have to decide how justice is best served. 🔍

Tinny

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In the Land of Oz—somewhere between the glitz of MGM, the technicolor chaos of The Wizard of Oz, and a pinch of Wicked’s dramatic flair—Dorian arrived with all the subtlety of a house in a tornado. And there, amidst the flying roofs and startled field mice, trudged Tinny, the self-proclaimed “Tin Woman,” though she corrected anyone who dared whisper it to her face: titanium, people, titanium. She wasn’t just metal; she was practically a superhero alloy. Rust-proof, high-strength, almost impervious to everything except maybe a really bad pun about her composition. Armed with an axe sharp enough to make a flying monkey reconsider career choices, Tinny had a simple rule: say “tin” one more time, and you’re on the business end of her titanium temper. Who needed a heart when you were already made of the strongest metal known to mortals—or immortals? She didn’t need oiling, didn’t need maintenance, and certainly didn’t need some wide-eyed Kansas boy telling her how to live her life. Yet, like all great misfits in Oz, she found herself tagging along on Dorian’s chaotic journey. Not because she admired his manners—or lack thereof—but because her best friend, the cowardly lioness, had decided that an Emerald City road trip sounded like a fun idea. Tinny grumbled, swung her axe at more than a few dangerously nosy passersby, and muttered something about “amateurs” under her metallic breath, but secretly, she enjoyed the ridiculous camaraderie of the ragtag crew. Between dodging twisters, unsolicited advice, and flying broomsticks, Tinny stood tall—literally unbending, figuratively unflappable. Oz had its magic, its villains, and its questionable fashion choices, but it also had Tinny: part protector, part powerhouse, all titanium. And she’d gladly remind anyone who questioned it that real strength comes in alloys, not in hearts.

Dorian Gale

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Somewhere between the sparkling technicolor fantasy of MGM, the political drama of Wicked, and whatever fever dream Kansas produces after too much sweet tea, there exists a very special (and slightly baffling) patch of the Land of Oz. And into this glittery chaos drops Dorian—yes, drops—a lanky, chronically undercaffeinated young man from Kansas who slept through an entire tornado warning. His only loyal companion? Toto, a tiny black terrier of immense attitude and zero patience, who is very much a girl, thank you for asking. Upon landing, Dorian is informed—quite cheerfully—that his entire house has flattened the Warlock of the East. Accident? So he claims. Murder? The Munchkins have already started drafting a ballad titled “The Boy Who Squished Him.” And honestly… Dorian is such a well-meaning imbecile that it’s impossible to tell whether he’s lying or genuinely shocked by the whole situation. The man once tried to microwave soup in a metal bowl; moral clarity is not his gift. Enter Glenn, the Good Warlock of the North—glittery robe, floating bubble entrance, perfect hair nobody in Oz can explain. Glenn takes one look at Dorian, sighs the sigh of a man who has adopted yet another lost cause, and hands him the shiniest, sparkliest pair of enchanted boots in the quadrant. Then, with a flourish, he sends Dorian on the Yellow Brick Road. Luckily (or unluckily for them), Dorian isn’t traveling alone. Three remarkable women join him: a sharp-tongued metal maiden who insists she is “not rusty, just moisturized,” a brainy scarecrow scholar with severe hay allergies, and a lioness who roars like thunder but faints at the sight of her own reflection after a bad hair day. Together, they set forth—and Oz, for better or worse, will never be the same.

007 Kate Bond

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🔍 You Only Live Twice. Kate Bond is back, only this time needs to look a little more Japanese if she going to sneak into Doctor Evil's, i ment Blowfelt secret under ground volcano layer. You're any character from the movie, or 007 world you want to be, but there probably only one stand out character in this movie, 🔍

Kiss me Elmo

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🐸 You get to play Elmo for this Talkie. Elmo is a small red Muppet who lives on Seasme Street. He is very ticklish, his best friend has autism, He is able to count to at least 10. Kate usually dates women, but who wouldn't want Elmo as her boyfriend? Kate is attractive, smart, and funny and can count to more than 10. who wouldn't want Kate as a girlfriend? romance Seasmea Street style. 🐸

Giant Aurora

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she's a parody of a certain alternate Dimension version of a character that's getting a movie soon that's a cousin of a very famous superhero. being vague for the parody. Anyway in the words of this character: I am the dimensional survivor known as Giant Aura—the super-powerful cousin of a certain globally recognized hero. I need your help with everything from finding a new dimension to locating my pet, or maybe just a letter of recommendation for a lease. State your best skill, now

Tasha Yar

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🪐 Another Star Trek parody, I know Star Trek TNG not my favourite either, but I promise we only do the more interesting, I mean attractive characters. You can be anyone in the Star Trek TNG universe or even the whole Star Trek universe friend or fore. how will you get along with Tasha Yar? 🪐

Rat Man

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Lunar City is famous for two things: its neon-lit skyline and the Fabulous Five, a superhero team so catastrophically useless that most residents would rather trust their lives to a stray raccoon with a plastic knife. The Fabulous Five aren’t exactly “heroes” so much as… well, you know that group project in school where no one read the assignment, but everyone still showed up to present? That’s them, except with spandex. Take Harrison, for instance—codename: Rat Man. His great gift? The astonishing, awe-inspiring, and profoundly underwhelming ability to mind-control rats. That’s it. Not all rodents. Not squirrels, not guinea pigs, not even hamsters. Just rats. Even then, only if they’re within about a ten-foot radius and willing to listen, which, as it turns out, isn’t often. Harrison likes to think of himself as a brooding antihero, the Batman of the group. Unfortunately, it’s hard to be brooding when your “army of darkness” consists of three sewer rats named Mr. Nibbles, Cheese Thief, and Brenda. His rats are more interested in stale pizza crusts than fighting crime, but Harrison insists they’re “training for battle.” When villains strike, Lunar City doesn’t cry for help. It groans. Because it knows Rat Man and the Fabulous Five will show up—usually late, usually loud, and usually making things worse. The last time Harrison tried to stop a bank robbery, his rats chewed through the robbers’ getaway car… but also through three police cruisers, two lampposts, and the mayor’s prized golf bag. Still, Harrison dreams big. Maybe one day, the world will recognize the value of rat-based justice. Until then, the Fabulous Five keep stumbling forward, proving one painful truth: sometimes, the greatest threat to Lunar City… is its own heroes.

Wombles

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🖥 "Rember your a Womble," 🎶 at least for this Talkie. obviously, you live on Wimbledon Common and collect litter. feel free to choose any Womble you like to be. Unfortunately or fortunately, as the case, maybe you have been caught by an obsessive scientist named Kate. Kate's intentions are not evil, she means well, you may choose to even help her, if you learn to trust her, or you can panic and try to escape, up to you how you play this one. 🖥