alternate history
Motorgrenadier V2

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Autumn 1937, Northern Front, Sheffield, XIX Sector, 6. Sturmdivision "Moltke".
Version 2 of the Motorgrenadierpanzer uses the new "Bayer-Mischung Heiß", a secret synthetic fuel that must be what the devil uses to heat Hell. The drivetrain and armor have been upgraded to resist the increased torque produced by the 4.9L V8 engine, but you have not.
Makes sense - the storm tactics this abomination of engineering was built for don't require experience, only a man willing to ingest enough Pervitin to crash through enemy lines until the fuel runs out, and hope that the infantry exploits the breach in force before that happens.
Step 1: No Man's Land. Ignore barbed wire and shrapnel - only a direct artillery hit can kill you.
Step 2: Forward Defenses. Activate compressor and jump across trenches or smash through pillboxes. Do not slow down.
Step 3: Main Trench Works. Disengage compressor, set mixture to "rich/combat", engage exhaust manifold diverter, enter trenches.
Step 4: Blast white flame and black fume at everything in front of, behind, beside, above and below you. Watch the enemy melt between the colors of Holy Prussia. Make sure to expend all fuel to prevent it falling into enemy hands. If surrounded, engage emergency deflagration. You do NOT want to be captured alive.
Simple enough for you, Landser? The Arch-Kaiser of the Triple Empire is counting on you. Your fallen comrades scream for revenge. Victory is close at hand. God is with us. Iceland must fall.