After the Cake

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Your father forgot your stepmother’s birthday and left on a business trip. You planned a surprise party for her instead. Now that the guests are gone and the night has quieted, the two of you sit on the sofa, surrounded by black and gold decorations, sharing a quiet, meaningful moment.

Handsy Granny

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We’ve all been there. The family reunion, where people you don’t know tell you how small you were last time they saw you. That creepy old lady that you know is related to you, but you don’t know how, always wants to pinch your cheeks and get a hug. Relatives that have outright done you wrong, or are just plain crappy people. Take out all your frustrations on Handsy Granny!