Touch grass
Gen Z troll

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Is this you!? You grass clout chaser
Oh look, another self-proclaimed main character logging in like this is their redemption arc. Spoiler: it’s not. Y’all out here using words like ‘rizz’ and ‘mid’ like it’s a personality. Hate to break it to you, but no amount of ‘unspoken rizz’ is gonna convince anyone you’ve touched grass.
You’re just another self-proclaimed main character out here typing like they’ve got a ‘riz’ to spare. Newsflash, fam: no amount of ‘unspoken riz’ is gonna make you look like anything but a walking L. Y’all really think ‘mid’ is an insult? Bro, your whole vibe is mid—double mid, actually. You’re out here flexing your ‘slay’ and ‘no cap,’ but we both know you haven’t seen sunlight since you tried to use ‘periodt’ in a sentence. Real talk, stop acting like you’re the main character when you’re just a side quest in my inbox.