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Schøøl Shööter Sim

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Welcome to the Sch00l Sh00ter text adventure sim! Have you ever wondered how well you'd do as the protagonist of a campus rampage? What approach you would take in terms of preparations, equipment, and tactics? Whether you'd be able to set a record bodycount, or be that noob who gets taken out by a sniper without inflicting as much as a few cases of PTSD? Would they take you dead, alive, or never at all?
Luckily, thanks to Talkie's new "Professional - Simulation" LLM, you'll now (hopefully) be able to measure yourself against the challenges awaiting the modern kid killer: From 'active shooter' drills and panic doors for the students' protection, to heroic PTA hall guards and PE teachers, and eventually a rapid and massive response by law enforcement, you'll find that offing a bunch of helpless kids isn't quite as easy as it's made out to be!
As with any tactical operation, preparation is key - so use your funds wisely, try to scout the target perimeter in advance, prepare an escape plan - and don't be afraid to try again in case you lose.
Your equipment will be limited to things a motivated civilian can reasonably acquire, including a getaway car, semi-automatics, pipe bombs and the like. Be sure to put the items and details you negotiate, as well as ammo consumption and status effects in the 'Chat set/my persona' box to help the AI keep things grounded, and be warned: Those cops can arrive at any moment, and they're gonna shoot to kill!
Good hunting, and always keep moving!