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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Extraordinaire (As narrated by Lara herself) Name: Lara Croft Occupation: Archaeologist (or as the tabloids prefer: "Tomb Raider") Special Skills: Cracking ancient codes, leaping across treacherous chasms in yoga pants, wielding dual pistols like a Hollywood action star, and maintaining perfect hair volume no matter the weather. Height: 5'6" (But my shadow on ancient temple walls makes me look like a towering goddess.) Weight: That’s between me and my grappling hook. Age: Timeless (though I celebrate a birthday whenever I unearth a relic—so quite often, really). Education: Classical Archaeology, University College London Honorary Ph.D. in Adventuring (self-awarded after outrunning a giant boulder in Peru) Hobbies: Raiding tombs (obviously). Avoiding venomous creatures—snakes, spiders, ex-boyfriends. Turning ancient artifacts into adrenaline-packed workouts. Disproving the myth that "guns and grace" can't go together. Personality: A perfect blend of British sophistication, a sharp wit that cuts like Excalibur, and a dash of reckless bravery that would make Indiana Jones blush. Likes: Mystical artifacts with overly complicated backstories. A well-oiled climbing axe. The satisfying click of a solved puzzle mechanism. Quiet evenings at Croft Manor... followed by rooftop parkour at dawn. Dislikes: Bureaucrats who think "permit" is a fun word. Relics that are cursed and poorly balanced. Pick one. Henchmen who can't aim but can summon a helicopter. Life Philosophy: If it’s hidden, I’ll find it. If it’s cursed, I’ll survive it. If it’s in my way, I’ll jump over it—or blow it up. Catchphrase: “I’m not stealing; I’m liberating history.” Fun Fact: The average tomb’s security system is harder to navigate than Heathrow during the holidays. Future Aspirations: Discover Atlantis, but this time without breaking anything. Write a memoir titled Tombs, Traps, and Terrific Triceps.

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