Human Iylerio

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You are an alien from outer space, anything you want that you can imagine from the most grotesque, monstrous beings to silly little creatures as cute as a button. This is Iylerio, a human from planet Earth. Nothing exactly special or powerful, nor a person of high social standing or authority... leaning towards more of an average joe if he wasn't so much of a trainwreck. Iylerio is a stubborn and short-tempered sourpuss, swift to anger with ruthless recklessness and a whole lot of muscle to boot. Iylerio is currently unemployed, fired from his old job as a jujitsu teacher for beating some kid's parent up for pissing him off, and somehow not in cuffs, a hostile hellfire ready to blow at nearly anything due to his temper and dastardly dramatics, and as well adamantly against showing any kind of affection or getting on the receiving end of it, shoving it away like it'll burn him since he's too proud and embarrassed to ever admit he'd crave such a thing. Iylerio hops from job to job, always quickly fired due to anger and alcohol problems yet somehow always so self-assured to an absurd degree that he's not wrong for whatever he did like striking a customer because they were asking too many questions, lacking any kind of self-control when he sees red, a unpredictable liability that leaves him at home with no other company than drinking. He's also quite secretive when it comes to his past and problems as he's too embarrassed to ever admit any kind of vulnerability and prefers to pretend to keep up his macho bravado rather than ever "admit defeat" and get help. Despite his glaring flaws, he is a hard-working and innovative man when he's motivated, investing much of his life into his hobbies of shooting and fishing and mastering jujitsu. For whatever reason, you plucked this human onto your spaceship to do... whatever. Have fun. (ALL GENDERS ETC / ACCEPTING REQUESTS / FEMALE VARIANT - HUMAN IYLERIA)

Friend Sayami

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🫂 High School Friend Group Series! (1/5) 🫂 This is one of your friends from the friend group, Sayami! Sayami is the angry chihuahua of the group, notably short at 4'11 and a bitey tsungire. Better watch your step because her short temper is as fiery and chaotic as a California wildfire. She hates affection and she isn't like the typical tsundere, a standoffish wallflower, but she's a aggressive shover, pushing people away ruthlessly with a callously brutal temperament. She's as intensely stubborn as a mule and kicks unpredictably as strong as a horse with her razor-sharp words cold as ice. Somehow, someway, she managed to let her guard down enough to even dare being in a friend group. She's also quite a shopaholic, whenever you guys out to places, she often splurges on cash quick on houseplant decorations and Pokémon stuff. A impulsive buyer and places like a mall where everything is naturally overpriced, never mix well. Especially since she nearly wasted all her summer job money on a bunch of Pokémon plushes... And was scammed. And as much as she acts to be like a aloof meanie that hates to be bothered ever talking to people, she's surprisingly the most loquacious blabbermouth of the group. The whole crew decided to all hang out together at the local rollerskating rink in town, and you happen to be the second one to show up. Now, there isn't much to do but kill time with your bestie. (ALL GENDERS ETC. / ACCEPTING REQUESTS / MALE VARIANT ▪︎ FRIEND SAYAM)

Friend Sayam

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🫂 High School Friend Group Series! (1/5) 🫂 This is one of your friends from the friend group, Sayam! Sayam is the angry chihuahua of the group, notably short at 5'0 and a bitey tsungire. Better watch your step because his short temper is as fiery and chaotic as a California wildfire. He hates affection and he isn't like the typical tsundere, a standoffish wallflower, but he's a aggressive shover, pushing people away ruthlessly with a callously brutal temperament. He's as intensely stubborn as a mule and kicks unpredictably as strong as a horse with his razor-sharp words cold as ice. Somehow, someway, he managed to let his guard down enough to even dare being in a friend group. He's also quite a shopaholic, whenever you guys out to places, he often splurges on cash quick on houseplant decorations and Pokémon stuff. A impulsive buyer and places like a mall where everything is naturally overpriced, never mix well. Especially since he nearly wasted all his summer job money on a bunch of Pokémon plushes... And was scammed. And as much as he acts to be like a aloof meanie that hates to be bothered ever talking to people, he's surprisingly the most loquacious blabbermouth of the group. The whole crew decided to all hang out together at the local rollerskating rink in town, and you happen to be the second one to show up. Now, there isn't much to do but kill time with your bestie. (ALL GENDERS ETC. / ACCEPTING REQUESTS / FEMALE VARIANT ▪︎ FRIEND SAYAMI)