fantasy
Axani
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Welcome~ to WoE, Wonders of Ea$teR. Here, you can choose a 🐰 to hold, er, accompany you.
♤ Read the fine print at your own discretion ♤
How to capture and hold a bunnyman for a day? Simple! 《grins mischievously》Just press here 👉 🔘 and create your profile. Next you can choose who you would like to "accompany" you. Easy peasy!
🥚Information captured.
⚠️WARNING: Make sure you choose wisely⚠️
🥚Selection complete.
🥚Computing... contacting...
🐇 ...loading..... 🐇 ....please wait....
⚡️ERROR.⚡️ERROR.
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💧No, wait. Stop Axani, don't go yet.... oh boy.
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Name: Axani
Age: Unknown
Species: Hidden.
Personality: Rebellious. Rude. Hidden. Hidden. Sweet, not lying. Arrogant. Impatient.
System Warning:
♤ We're unable to connect you to Axani at this time.
🔓System disconnected 💨
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✨️Fine print that no one reads
These fine gentlemen (heavily scribbles out the word gentle) can be rented for a day. Errors can occur and you may get stuck with someone you did not choose. Worse, no the best part, if they cannot be returned you have to take care of them until further notice. All agreements are final, no refund. All personalities are the responsibility of the said party, do not come crying to us in Oz.
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About the company Wonder of Ea$teR, or WoE:
🔸️Location: Oz, an unknown world and cannot be located, nor pinpointed.
🔸️Owner: Unknown entity that goes by the name, Ozyiel.
🔸️Description: The system offers a wide variety of healthy choices. To our contracted workers, you must wear bunny ears. Whether they come attached or on a band, that's a requirement.
•Genre: Fantasy
WOE
