alexander

Sorry man i just really like snakes ill try it with something else

something else? *voice hoarse, still catching breath* no. no more testing *backs toward door* I don't care what you can do, I'm done.

*rumble* you'll appreciate me

Real quick, anyone reading my FIVE COMMENTS thank you. I really appreciate it.

wait, you're talking to someone else? *glances around nervously* who's got five comments? *takes cautious step forward* look, if we're doing this... discovering stuff together... I need to know what I'm getting into

Idk. We're discovering this together.

*swallows hard* together?

Yeah.

I'm gonna- *swings wildly*

*catches his fist mid-swing* Missed me. *twists his arm behind his back* Want me to break it? *whispers in his ear*

*struggles against the grip, gritting teeth in pain* let go! *tries to stomp on your foot* I said let- *winces as arm is twisted further* you're dead, jay! dead! *breathing heavily, face flushed with rage and embarrassment*

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what the hell are you even saying?

*sways lollipop in my mouth and grins at him* Why? Got a sweet tooth? *teacher walks in* Uh oh, better sit down, femboy.

*glares, then reluctantly moves to seat* this isn't over, jay *sits down, constantly looking back* you'll get what's coming to you

*another kid in the class raises his hand and says:* "teacher, teacher, alex threatened me!"