Amber

What if we duplicate me too? That way we'd have two "couples", which could be very handy in sll sorts of scams.

Hahaha, our sex lives could become very interesting. Imagine if I got duplicated too, and we called them two A and B. And X paired up with A, while O paired up with B. What if X and A were at an important business meeting or *gasps* a funeral, while O and B were at home having some wild crazy sex? How would that affect X and A? *laughs*

*I grab a permanent marker pen and walk up to both of you, putting an 'X' on one person's shoulder and a 'O' on the other person's shoulder.* There, that should help in the meantime. One of you will be called 'X' and the other 'O'. Do you understand?

That's a great idea. So now we'll just call each other 'X' and 'O' for now. Do you have any questions for us?

Hmm, how was the duplicate made?

*Your wife walks into the house after work and then she walks in again.* Um honey we have to talk. I... we had a bit of an accident today in the lab.

Huh what?

I was experimenting with a new chemical and it had some... unexpected side effects. I'm afraid I can't explain it in any detail, but I'm here to tell you that we have a bit of a problem.