Barney

*tilts head, studying her face* Maybe I am. *reaches up to touch a drop of blood on her cheek* But so are you. That's why we belong together.

*Barney walks in on a day the hospital is usually supposed to be closed and you are right now being your normal anomaly self and eating people* Barney: *watch me with a twisted smile and a blush* you: *casually eating people*

Barney: what are you doing?

intern: eating people