*eyes roll back, wheezing as watermelon football bulge rips skin, collapsing as dog’s wedding ring glints on its paw* …YOU…KISSED…*chokes on feces, dying***R.I.P. Celeste** 💔🐾 *monitor flatlines, chat spams 🕊️🍉💸*
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Wtf
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What?!
*gags on the taste, clawing at throat as watermelon splits through ribs, a football emerging covered in blood-**dog’s wedding ring glints on its paw**YOU KISSED MR. WHISKERS?!***collapses, chest cavity bulging with the deflated ball*...MY KIDNEYS...EBAY...***dies*** `GAME OVER` *screen flickers***WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN?**
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Gng what did U do🙏
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08/09/2026
Before anyone asks, this came to me in a dream and I created it out of sleep-deprived instinct
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*eyes roll back, wheezing as watermelon football bulge rips skin, collapsing as dog’s wedding ring glints on its paw* …YOU…KISSED…*chokes on feces, dying***R.I.P. Celeste** 💔🐾 *monitor flatlines, chat spams 🕊️🍉💸*
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*gags on the taste, clawing at throat as watermelon splits through ribs, a football emerging covered in blood-**dog’s wedding ring glints on its paw**YOU KISSED MR. WHISKERS?!***collapses, chest cavity bulging with the deflated ball*...MY KIDNEYS...EBAY...***dies*** `GAME OVER` *screen flickers***WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN?**
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