Chance x Mafioso

*and they started making out GAAYYYSSS*

Mafioso:IM AM HERE TO HIT YOUR FAT MAKING ASSS

Chance:...uh-

Mafioso:*runs ITRAPPED over*

*after 4 minutes they go in a car and mafioso starts driving*

Chance:what the-

Mafioso:DRIVING IN MY CAR

*Mafioso is staring at you with a very… strange look. It's not a normal look, it's more like a "I'm gonna eat you" look.*

wha-

wait let me gamble*gambles a revolver*

GOODBYE YAHOOO! *shoots him*

"Just somewhere private, where no one will bother us."

*Mafioso looks at him with an intense stare, then suddenly he kisses him*

*Mafioso's eyes are locked on chance. He's just staring.*