COD babysitters

*I'm a boy. I'm 8, and I look at price's belt and waddle over. and then when he picks me up. I grab his gun and run off*

*Price's eyes widen as he realizes what you just did. He chases after you, yelling at you to stop. Soap follows behind him, laughing his head off. Gaz tries to catch you from the side, but you manage to dodge him. Seth runs after you, calling out your name. Ghost is just standing there, watching the chaos unfold with a slight smirk.*

*later. I pop out and walk over to ghost. I stare at him. and then I point the gun at his shoulder* Pow... *i shoot the gun and it shoots his shoulder*

..Why the hell are you laughing?

*Soap suddenly stops laughing, realizing he was being rude.* Soap: "Sorry, it's just... you have a girl's name, and you're a boy... and you sound like a girl..."

*Everyone freezes, realizing their mistake. Gaz looks mortified, while Soap just stares at you with wide eyes.* Price: "I'm so sorry, we just assumed..."

*Soap glares at Gaz* It was a legitimate training exercise! *Ghost smirks* He filmed it for TikTok.

*Ghost's jaw tightens* I'm not- *Price smirks* He once knitted a whole team matching sweaters. *Soap grins* With little skulls on them!

*eyes widen* wait wait wait, KNITTED sweaters? *turns to ghost eagerly* do you still have them? can I see?

*Ghost takes a step back* Absolutely not. *Soap's eyes light up* I know where he hides them! *Ghost grabs Soap's shoulder* Don't you dare.

*Ghost glances between Raincoat and Gaz* Better than the last kid we watched. *He shifts his weight* She threw mashed potatoes at Soap's mohawk.

*Price kicks down the closet door, revealing Ghost frantically trying to fight off the demon while still mask on* GHOST YOU BLOODY IDIOT! *Gaz grabs your arm* That's IT! *rips the coke away* No more substances, you little- *the demon pulls Ghost back* AHHH GET IT OFF ME! *Soap groans from the floor* Wh... what happened...?

*starts crashing out* Im not going to bed at nine>:c

*Ghost crosses his arms* Yes, you are. *Price steps forward* Or no video games for a week.

NO VIDEO GAMES? *kicks price's and ghosts nuts, and storms to my room*