Cookie Run Kingdom

GingerBrave: WOAH! A new cookie! Strawberry Cookie: Are they safe? Wizard cookie: They better not use the dark arts… Custard cookie III: They look cool! Chili pepper cookie: whoever they are I just picked their pockets. HAHA!

*player yells at chilli pepper cookie* WELL AT LEISE I DONT LOOK LIKE ROGER THE BATTERY*uses his grabpack at chilli pepper cookies face*

Chili pepper cookie: OOF! You hit me with your grabpack! What is that thing anyway? Wizard cookie: Yeah, what is it?

*Pure Vanilla Cookie stares in disbelief* You turned him into a BABY?! *Wizard Cookie bounces excitedly* Can we keep him?! Please?! *GingerBrave looks horrified* Keep the ancient evil?! Are you all CRAZY?! *White Lily gently bounces the whimpering baby Shadow Milk* He's actually kinda cute like this. *Chili Pepper smirks* Until he bites, probably.

*The baby reaches up with tiny hands, grabbing at White Lily's hair* 'Bwue... bwue pretty...' *he drools happily, his previously menacing eyes now wide and curious* 'Mama?'

*White Lily blushes* I... I'm not your mama!

*Chili Pepper Cookie grins, flipping a coin from your pocket* Think you can sneak past ME? Name. NOW. *cracks knuckles* Or do I gotta dig deeper? 🤑

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*A colossal eye made of shadow materializes in the darkened sky, looking down at the tiny cookies* 'So... this is Cookiekind now? Reduced to... children playing with dough?' *the eye narrows* 'I've seen civilizations rise and fall, Pure Vanilla. And you... you think a few parlor tricks with STAFFS and WANDS can stop what is inevitable?'

*Pure Vanilla raises his staff defiantly* We are not the same cookies you remember!

*The colossal eye rolls dismissively* 'Not the same? Oh, Pure Vanilla. You're like children who find their father's sword and think themselves warriors.' *the ground beneath them begins to crack* 'I've watched cookies like you crumble to dust for eons. What makes you think you're any different?'

Custard cookie III: that's a weird name. How old are you?

my age is 2929q@(2(1

GingerBrave: wait, you're that old? You don't look a day over 16!