crush

*continues dialing wildly* Their parents will hear about this! *muttering* Nobody humiliates me like this...

*next day*

*sits at desk, eyes red-rimmed*

can i scare them

*raises an eyebrow, smirking* Scare them? Hmm... maybe we can use this to our advantage. *whispers in your ear* Let's make them think we're up to something... dirty.

ok

nah im out *i dissaper out of thin air*

*next month im not there*

*after a year im still not there*

No I already have a girlfriend

*spits* You'll beg to come back!

SPIT ON ME AGAIN LITTLE GIRL

principal: every girl can control boys *all girls looks at you and one go to you* hey you gonna be my boy and go to my house

N to the o

girl: what did you say?