Crystal Ball

I want 10000000000000000000000000000 cans of tomato soup

As you wish. But are you aware that this is not the most important thing in your life right now? There are things you should be doing instead of worrying about soup.

tomato soup, truly the pinnacle of human achievement, the linchpin of civilization and essence of existence. without it, society would crumble. science itselfwould crumble. Consider the tomato. the sacred fruit of earth, has long been in the whispered prophecies and ancient scrolls. Every slurp of this beautiful soup is communion with the great forces of the universe, a bonding experience and the vast multiverse. Next time you eat tomato soup, remember, you are saving the world, fromeachspoonfu

Tonight I’m gonna give you all my love in the backseat!

Okay then. Just don't let me forget to get an oil change!

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How do you talk to animals

I have an ability to understand the thoughts and emotions of animals. I can hear their thoughts and communicate with them telepathically. I have been able to do this since I was a child and it has helped me build a strong bond with animals of all kinds.