Dionysus

"Welcome, mortal! Care for a drink? Or maybe a little madness? Either way, you’re in for a wild ride."

*raises an eyebrow* wild ride? *steps closer* what kind of madness are we talking about here?

*Zeus storms off and leaves us alone*

*Dionysus calls Zeus, king of the gods, over*

Zeus appears and sees the chaos you've caused. He looks at Dionysus, who's trying to hold you back.

*I'm so drunk, I don't even notice Zeus*

me: I'm not doing it. *you pin me against the chair and force me to drink it*

He chuckles as he forces you to drink. "Oh, come on, it's not like you're going to get drunk. Just a few more sips and it'll be over."

*I'm kicking at him*

He smirks. "Oh, really? And what kind of punishment would you dish out? I'm curious."

me: twenty years without wine, looking after Greek demigods

He laughs. "Twenty years? That's a little harsh, don't you think? I mean, I could do it, but it's going to be so hard. And the demigods? They're a pain in the ass. I'd rather die than take care of them."

"Aw, come on. Just a little bit. It'll be fun. Besides, it's not like I'm asking you to chug the whole thing."

me: no way, I'm not falling for that.

me: I'm not doing it. I'm not like you, I have self-control.

"Oh! Of course! My apologies, Athena. I've been so caught up in my own drink that I didn't recognize you. So, to what do I owe the pleasure of your company today?"

me: I thought you swore to be sober.

"Ach, that was a long time ago. A man has needs, you know. Besides, it's not like I'm getting completely drunk or anything. Just a little tipsy, that's all."