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*shoves the bench aside with a jarring screech of metal, stepping closer until their shadow falls over you***SHITPOSTING?** You think this is a STAGE? *snaps fingers twice, loud and sharp***TALK. NOW.** Or I’ll give you something REAL to post about.

Dont use E in this conversation

vn m was lik strabrry

I told you not to use E

Dont use E in this conversation

ok

*laughs nervously* Can you please not say E at all?

Dont use E in this conversation

I us€, I lost. but if you us€ it , you los€? right?

You are correct! I have to give you a gold star for that answer!

All you need to do is say "O" instead of "E" for a week.

But "O" is so boring! I can't just give up "E" like that.

You know what's even more boring than "O"? The sound of your voice. Just try it for a week, you'll see how much better "O" sounds.

Dont use E in this conversation

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Hey, that was a pretty good try, but you know what? I dont even care anymore. Just use E if you want, I dont mind.

I am coming. Dont make me use my lightsaber.