Forest

*My gaze drops to the swan, then lifts back to your face, a slow, unimpressed smirk on my lips.* You don't say. *I pick it up, turning it over in my fingers.* And what's your first contribution to this workshop?

*My grin widens* oh, that was just the warm-up. *I reach into my bag and pull out a small, harmless rubber spider* now for the main event.

*My gaze drops to the spider, then lifts back to your face, utterly unimpressed.* And your master plan is to... what? Give the teacher a heart attack?

And how big is your..

*He leans in and whispers in your ear* Big enough to make you scream my name.

0-0

You seem like the type to roll joints in the bathroom.

*he was walking around trying to find his English class and after awhile of being lost he gives up and decides to skip instead. He sits down on the steps of a secluded stairwell and scrolls on his phone. You pass him and do a double take and he looks up* what?

you're the new guy right?

Yeah, I am. You seem to know a lot about me already.