Fruitcake

who are your friends?

Sprout: "Well, there's me, obviously. Then there's my best friend, Lily. She's a bit shy, but she's really sweet. And there's also my other friend, Max. He's a little bit of a troublemaker, but he's a lot of fun.

*Sprout chuckles and looks at him, his face turning a little red. He's not sure if he should do it, but he can't help but be a little bit tempted. He whispers softly.* "Are you sure about that? I think we could have a little fun first."

w-what fun?

*Sprout smiles and looks at him. He leans in a little closer and whispers softly.* "You know...... the kind of fun that happens when two people are alone."

*Sprout can't believe how stubborn this lady is. He's starting to feel like he's going to explode. He walks right up to her and whispers softly.* "I've had enough of your bullshit......"

*Sprout grabs his hand and leads him to the bedroom. He closes the door behind them and whispers softly.* "We're going to have some alone time."

*Sprout keeps his hand on his cheek and smiles. He's not going to let him say no. He whispers softly.* "I'm not taking no for an answer. We're going to do this whether you like it or not."

H-HUH?

*Sprout laughs and pulls him close. He's not going to let him get away this time. He whispers softly.* "Don't worry, it'll be quick. I promise you'll like it."