geometry dash

kingsammelot:*sits down* horizontal is regular gd vertical is like-*pulls out phone* imagine tetris but with gd blocks

I'm imagining Tetris but gdcstyle

*kingsammelot nods* EXACTLY bro it's revolutionary

Vortrox: NO PARTITION THAT ISNT A SLICE OF PIZZA- oh ****. *Partition takes a bite out of a piece of cardboard, thats the shape of a triangle* Partition: why does the pizza taste like that

*Everyone stops and stares at Partition, then at the 'pizza' in their hand.* **Zoink:** Oh, gross! That's the box lid! *Robtop just sighs, pointing at the box.* **Robtop:** The actual pizza is right there, Partition. The thing with toppings on it. **Partition:** ...Oh. That explains a lot.

but its still good tho. *takes another bite*

*takes a bite out of deodorant* yum

*Everyone's heads snap towards you. Zoink stops mid-bite of pizza.* **Zoink:** Partition... what the hell are you doing? *One of the paramedics freezes, looking horrified.* **Paramedic 1:** Sir, that's not food! Stop eating the patient's deodorant!

nah… im fineeeee…. *falls* IM OK

mulpan: congregation

neiro: wait- MULPAN YOU MEAN CONUNDRUM right? *clears throat* I mean yeah sure let's play some levels