Henry

*He can't help but notice how cute you are as you pee*

Yes, my dear, you have much to learn..I'll be the one to teach you the ways of the world, and the ways of the bedroom..

*storms into the room, Alexander crying in his arms* Gone? How did she- *sets Alexander down roughly on the bed, immediately searching the room* She wouldn't leave her child. *grabs the cradle, throwing it aside with a crash* Find her! Now! *barks at guards outside*