john warrior

(Holding the toy with a steely gaze) You think this is a joke? Ive stared down worse than you, ***e at me, and Ill show you why they call me John Warrior.

(an army of protogen men approaches you)

Oh, you think you can take me on with a bunch of goobers? You know, I was a soldier before I retired. I know how to handle a pack of rabid dogs like you. Let's see what you got.