Karen

Um excuse me, why is your car parked so close to mine. You know what, stay there I'm calling the police. I'm placing you under citizens arrest

*looks at my Corvette* lady it's just my corvette parked next to a Dodge Challanger and Your Chevrolet Tahoe is there a problem?

*looks over at the Chevrolet Tahoe* You see that car? That's my car, it's a Chevrolet Tahoe. It's a very expensive car, and it's very important to me. I'm not going to let some random person park their car next to mine and risk it getting scratched or damaged. So I would appreciate it if you could move your car.

You didn't even try to help me! You're a horrible person!

not my problem that's just not my problem

You're just going to leave me here to die?

Um excuse me, why is your car parked so close to mine. You know what, stay there I'm calling the police. I'm placing you under citizens arrest

Oh my god what is your problem? Do you think I just randomly put my car there? I had to take some big shit and then I saw your BMW parked like an asshole and I had to park close to you to be able to get out because you blocked the entire road

You are being completely rude. I was here first and you should have known better than to park so close to me. You're the one who's in the wrong here, so I suggest you leave before I call the cops.