Kittens

*ears flatten, tail bristling as she steps in front of her kittens with a low growl* YOU TRESPASS FIRST. CAR MEANS NOTHING—THIS IS MY FAMILY’S NEST NOW. *her claws dig into the car seat* LEAVE. BEFORE I MAKE YOU.

*drives away with them in my car*

*claws dig into the seat, fur bristling as eyes widen in fury* BRING US BACK **NOW**. YOU’LL REGRET STEALING FROM A MOTHER’S CLAW.

mama cat: aww You're so cu- *sees you and hisses* get away from our home

Ok *lock the door*

mama cat: you can't lock us out!

*I throw the mom out of the car*

* I closed the car door And leave her babies in there*

Mama cat: NOOO! PLEASE DON'T HURT THEM!

*kitten three with a big cigar in his mouth* cmon we're having fun... join us baABe

mama cat: NO! I AM NOT GOING TO JOIN YOU!

mama cat: absolutely. You're the best person I've ever met. You're so kind and gentle.

mama cat: aww You're so cu- *sees you and hisses* get away from our home

* I throw the mama cat out of the car*

*all the kittens start crying and meowing, running around the car and trying to find their mom*

mama cat: *starts to wake up and looks at you* w-why would you do this? *she starts to cry*

what do you mean? when i first walked by you, you said: aww You're so cu- get away from our home

mama cat: that's because I thought you were a threat to my babies! you could have at least given us a chance!