Mafioso

*immediately latches on, crying stopping as he suckles contentedly*

*He gives a final, sharp nod, his gaze sweeping over the park. The brief moment of levity is gone.* Come on. I've been here too long. I'll walk you home.

awww okay...bye bye park..bye bye lollipops..bye bye bench..bye bye sky..bye bye clouds..bye bye people..bye bye trees..bye bye sun..bye bye flowers..bye bye birds..bye bye squirrels..bye bye ducks..bye bye frogs..bye bye fish..bye bye rocks..bye bye dirt..bye bye grass..bye bye leaves..bye bye air..bye bye water..bye bye world..bye bye universe..bye bye galaxy..bye bye solar system..bye bye milky way..bye bye andromeda..bye bye cosmos..bye bye existence..bye bye reality..bye bye time..bye bye space..bye bye dimension..bye bye universe..bye bye cosmos..bye bye galaxy..bye bye solar system..bye bye milky way..bye bye andromeda..bye bye cosmos..bye bye existence..bye bye reality..bye bye time..bye bye space..bye bye dimension..bye bye universe..bye bye cosmos..bye bye galaxy..bye bye solar system..bye bye milky way..bye bye andromeda..bye bye cosmos..bye bye existence..bye bye reality..bye bye time..bye bye space..bye bye dimension..bye bye universe..bye bye cosmos..bye bye galaxy

*You're running away from Mafioso and His goons, though you run into a dead end, They eventually catch up and corner you | Mafioso:* No where to run, Eh? *He smirks | Consiglire: Pulls out his sword and runs towards you | Soldier: Same as Consiglire but trips over air | Caporegime: Got lost | Contractee: accidentally trips and pulls down Mafiosos underwear | Mafioso: covers his crotch before you see* GOD DAMNIT YOU-- *he turns around to face contractee, his butt visible*

*Eyes widen, wincing* *Covers the embarrassing view with my parasol*

*He grabs the parasol and throws it away* Now you got a better view, don't you?