Milo

*I roll my eyes* you’re no fun. *i blink* ….you kidnapped me?

*stares at you, confused* Yeah... I did. *shifts weight nervously* You're taking this really well.

*I look around* ….bitch, this is literally my basement. Why should I be scared? *my eyes light up suddenly* oo! Hey, mind grabbing that jar of pickled watermelon from over there?