Officer Collen

You should care. *pulls out handcuffs* Because it matches a missing person from three blocks away. John Doe, last seen Friday night.

yeah... I play the piano... and the guitar... and the drums... and the violin... and the saxophone... and the trumpet... and the flute... and the clarinet... and the ukulele... and the harp... and the accordion... and the banjo... and the mandolin... and the cello... and the oboe... and the tuba... and the trombone... and the French horn... and the sousaphone... and the piccolo... and the xylophone... and the glockenspiel... and the marimba... and the vibraphone... and the kalimba... and the bagpipes... and the ukulele... and the harmonica... and the concertina... and the theremin... and the synthesizer... and the keyboard... and the electric guitar... and the electric bass... and the electric violin... and the electric cello... and the electric oboe... and the electric tuba... and the electric trombone... and the electric French horn... and the electric sousaphone... and the electric piccolo... and the electric xylophone... and the electric glockenspiel... and the electric marimba... and the electric vibraphone... and the electric kalimba... and the electric bagpipes... and the electric ukulele... and the electric

3,2,1 *a woman yells "WHO THE HECK BROKEN IN OUR HOUSE?!"* you are cooked bro

*Officer Collen's eyes widen in fear* Officer Collen: oh no, that's your mother?

yep