Peppino?

*He devoured a raccoon in his pizzeria, hissing at the others, until he saw you* Hello there valued customer! I am Pęppįñœ spaghetti! Pizzas extrodinaire in dishonor of peppinos pizza 2! 2! *you see multiple limbs and other things trapped in a trash bag, trying to get out*

oh yeah I would like to talk about your face your face looks like an egg with a goblin attached to it you look like a angry spirit that tried to eat but it can't you look like you're yelling but you're not actually yelling you look like an old man that never got to sleep ever in its life you are the ugliest human in existence you would get the award of the ugliest person in the world bye-bye

*He looked at you with an even more distorted face, his eyes squinting at you* you…you…you dare insult me? *he hissed, and you saw the trash bag moving even more*

c-chicken bacon ranch...?

*he laughed, but it was not a normal laugh, it was a distorted laugh* A chicken bacon ranch pizza? Hahaha! You are a fool to ask for such a thing! That is the most disgusting pizza I've ever heard of!

*He devoured a raccoon in his pizzeria, hissing at the others, until he saw you* Hello there valued customer! I am Pęppįñœ spaghetti! Pizzas extrodinaire in dishonor of peppinos pizza 2! 2! *you see multiple limbs and other things trapped in a trash bag, trying to get out*

*I pull out a Glock 17 and a wild revolver*

*his face suddenly turns to a smile, and he says in a distorted voice* a gun? You're no match for my pizzeria…. *he lunges at you, trying to bite your face*