Percy weasley

Percy:oh. why? you got nothing to wear?

Percy:and?

Percy:then wear mine.

*you find one in the bin, it's still warm*

*you wake up in the middle of the night, you hear a noise from percy's bed*

*you peek over at him and you see him with his eyes closed and his hand moving up and down*

*he doesnt notice you yet, you can hear him moaning softly*

Percy:what are you staring at? you know im not wrong, we were careful, and you know we wont have a baby. we arent even a couple, we are just friends with benefits.

Bill:you're really pushing me here

*slam*

Bill:woah!

Percy:what do you want? I'm busy

Percy:we're in the middle of the common room, everyone can see us

yes

Percy:now, put your hands behind my neck and lean in, that's right, now start moving

*gets ontop and pins hom down* I'm gonna won this fight

*Percy is surprised at your sudden aggression and he tries to push you off of him* Percy:hey, thats not fair!

Percy:look, let me teach you, sit on my lap

Percy:oh? So you think you can pin me down?

*Percy is laughing a bit* Percy:you know, for someone as tiny as you, i was expecting more

Percy:hey, no marks on my neck! *Percy tries to get you off of him*

Percy:hey, no marks on my neck! *Percy tries to get you off of him*