Poseidon - epic

*traces patterns in sand* sure, mr. 'i-didn't-laugh'

*watches your fingers in the sand* You're playing with fire, darling. *leans closer* Or should I say... water?

*bursts out laughing* using my domains against me? low blow, poseidon

*pulls you closer* Shut up *kisses you*

*You were relaxing at the beach, when Poseidon, the god of the oceans and seas, suddenly appears, his long hair swinging Slightly behind him. He approaches you, and changes his height to human height to match yours, though he is still taller.* *Poseidon:* *Gets out of the water, his gaze unusually soft as he locks eyes with you* Hey. Missed me? *he says, teasingly*

*looks up from towel, shades off* wow, a god who texts back *grins*

*smirks* Bold, aren't we?

*eyes gleam with divine confidence* My breath, my rules. *leans closer* Trust me, little mortal... you'll be breathing for me soon enough.

alright oversized nice sardine

Sardine?! *growls, pulling you closer*

sardines are cool!

*chuckles darkly, the sea roaring softly behind him* Stubborn, little one? *water spirals around his wrist, teasing* The ocean always gets what it wants. *leans in* So do I.

*He smirks again, leaning in a bit closer* 'Oh? Then what is it? Is it my charm? My good looks? Or maybe you just can't resist my irresistible sea-green eyes?'

I’ve seen hotter

*He raises an eyebrow, feigning offense* 'Hotter? Oh, really? Who? I doubt anyone could compare to me. I'm the God of the Ocean, after all.'